Feline vs. Two-Legged Female

Rats! I missed the two-legged male for my early morning feeding–I no longer smell him in the house. Great. Now, I’ll have to wake the two-legged female.  [the feline’s ears perk up at the sound of a toilet flushing] Oh, good! It sounds like she’s just leaving the noisy waterhole. I’ll rub against her legs […]